Monday, October 18, 2004
i realized today that if the theory of evolution is correct, men will at some point cease to grow body hair due to our no longer being primarily outdoor creatures. this is perhaps heartening to those of us such as yours truly, who has been attempting unsuccessfully to grow a beard for approximately 10 years. wait--maybe i'm just more highly evolved than everyone else!
i know, i know--i'm actually not. but that's just what i tell myself when i stare down at the bladeless safety razor that i used to rub shaving cream off of my face.
on another note, i forgot to mention that i read a review of bob dylan's new book chronicles, vol.1 last weekend. it sounds really interesting. so everyone please send me a copy, autographed if possible.
i know, i know--i'm actually not. but that's just what i tell myself when i stare down at the bladeless safety razor that i used to rub shaving cream off of my face.
on another note, i forgot to mention that i read a review of bob dylan's new book chronicles, vol.1 last weekend. it sounds really interesting. so everyone please send me a copy, autographed if possible.
