Wednesday, October 27, 2004
i'm getting tired of all of these self-important endorsements for president, so i'm going to cut to the chase and endorse...
MYSELF.
implicit in most people's comments is the belief that he or she could do a better job than either of the candidates, but, since he or she has to pick one...you know the drill.
well, i'll make it explicit--i can do a better job as president than ANYONE.* nah nah nah nah nah.
so vote for me. i like low taxes and i'll eliminate most of the federal government.
*please note that that is a JOKE. i harbor no delusions about the presidency being like any old job that any old hack can handle. some people do, and they're voting for a guy named JOHN KERRY.
MYSELF.
implicit in most people's comments is the belief that he or she could do a better job than either of the candidates, but, since he or she has to pick one...you know the drill.
well, i'll make it explicit--i can do a better job as president than ANYONE.* nah nah nah nah nah.
so vote for me. i like low taxes and i'll eliminate most of the federal government.
*please note that that is a JOKE. i harbor no delusions about the presidency being like any old job that any old hack can handle. some people do, and they're voting for a guy named JOHN KERRY.
