Wednesday, October 27, 2004

i'm getting tired of all of these self-important endorsements for president, so i'm going to cut to the chase and endorse...

MYSELF.

implicit in most people's comments is the belief that he or she could do a better job than either of the candidates, but, since he or she has to pick one...you know the drill.

well, i'll make it explicit--i can do a better job as president than ANYONE.* nah nah nah nah nah.

so vote for me. i like low taxes and i'll eliminate most of the federal government.

*please note that that is a JOKE. i harbor no delusions about the presidency being like any old job that any old hack can handle. some people do, and they're voting for a guy named JOHN KERRY.

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