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THE FUNNIEST EMAIL I RECEIVED TODAY:

NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPERATION
FROM ENGINEER GODWIN CHUKWU
RE: CONTRACT AGREEMENT.

Dear Sir

I wish to acknowledge and recognize your importance in this
business transaction which will take us only one month. I am a
member of contract awarding committee which I was the chairman.

A contract was awarded to foreign company to lay pipes from
Port-Harcourt to Warri refineries which was awarded in the year
2000, the contract was 60 million United State dollars but been a
contract awarding committee chairman I over inflated in to the tone
of 90 million United State Dollars, the work have been completed
and the company have been paid by Nigeria National Petroleum
Cooperation and they have gone, what is left now is 30 million
United State Dollars which was kept in one of the Finance/Security
Company set up by the Federal Government that is in charge of
paying foreign contractors.

I need your assistance to assist me conclude this golden
opportunity and to secure the fund into your possession, because
being the chairman, I cannot do it alone without the help of a
foreigner who will stand as the contractor who executed the job. So
furnish me with the following particulars for me to perfect the
remmittance of this fund to your posession.

1, YOUR FULL NAMES.

2,YOUR COMPANY NAME (IF ANY)

3, YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.

4, YOUR PRIVATE PHONE/FAX NUMBERS.

Please you should keep the business very secret and confidential to
yourself, do not tell anybody even your wife or your children till
the money gets to your account, then I will join you in your
country for a meeting and subsequent, introduce me into a
profitable business where I will invest my own share of the fund.

I have set aside 100% to be shared between me and you. I being the
contract awarding committee chairman, I will get 50%, you that is
assisting me will get 40% then 10% will be shared between both
parties for any expenses we may meet on the way during the
transaction.

Please keep it very secret and confidential to yourself.

Awaiting your urgent response for us to proceed.

Best regards

Godwin Chukwu.